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March 20th. Annual holiday dedicated to everyone shutting the fuck up about every social cause they think they’re the hero of. Stop posting bullshit infographics on Instagram.
Hey man, it’s national shut the fuck up day! ...so shut the fuck up. Shut up. Please.
On April 20th, you make love to a random person, usually a complete stranger or someone you randomly find on the street
Me: Wanna fuck?
Her: Why not it's "National Fuck A random bitch day" today
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june 21st is a day of females getting dicked down by the legend himself Trevor Young
Female: I hope this national fuck a Trevor Young day will be the year I ride Trevor Young
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On the day of April 12th, it's National fuck everything that walks day. Taken or not, be prepared to be fucked or get fucking.
"Alright class, today is National fuck everything that walks day, time to do your laps".
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September 20th is The day in which you fuck a short girl you know
Dude 1: bro did you hear what today is
Dude 2: yeah it’s national fuck a short girl day
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october 31 also known as halloween is national fuck your neighbor day, we goin be outside anyway so might aswell knock on their door and be like "can i eat your chocolate" him- "ya here are some snickers and twix" you-"not those'' and then push him in his house and lock the door and go to his room and fuck him.
someone- 'what r u doing for halloween' me-its october 31 national fuck your neighbor day so i finna fuck him wbu'
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May the 20th, is fuck your best friend day
Me "hey wanna fuck"
Bestfriend "I'm your best friend that would be weird "
Me "No it's may 20th, national fuck your best friend day
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