magic negro

U.S. Democrat presidential candidate Barak Obama who is partly African-American and has virtually no career history in politics. White voters like him because he is non-threatening and supporting an African-American for president assuages guilt over slavery, segregation and other racist policies of the past. Black civil-rights activists claim he isn't "black enough."

"Barak the Magic Negro lives in D.C.
the L.A. Times called him that
'cause he's black but not authentically..."

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Negro Beats

The name of every CD I burn containing rap on it, followed by the volume. For example, the third hip-hop CD I ever burned was "Negro Beats vol. 3"

"Hey man, pop in Negro Beats vol. 5"

"I only have volume 9 in here man."

"Damn, that sucks. I wish rap wasn't only good for hit songs that lasted about 5 days, that way you wouldn't go through CD's so fast"

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black negro

Nigga that’s so black his skin turns purple

Bob this is frank on the phone did you see that black negro move next to me!

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negro samson

A very strong and quick black man that often finds himself at odds with the law. He nearly always is doing something illegal and has many misadventures.

Negro Samson was robbing a corner store deli when the police arrived. When they yelled "freeze" he was off like a greyhound with the money he had gotten.

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Negro Speak

The way a black person speaks because they refuse to speak proper english.
Also see Ebonics.

I couldn't understand the black guy over there because of his negro speak.
He just kept making up slang and didn't say anything substantial.

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magic negro

Morpheus from the matrix

Dat magic negro kicked tha white agents ass foo!

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Opposite Negro

A phrase, in which the speaker calls out "Opposite Negro Persons name GO!"

The person, then has a short period of time to shout out something which is the opposite of what a black person would stereotypically say or do.

Alex - "OPPOSITE NEGRO JAKE GO!"

Jake - "AAHHH OH GOD.. Err.. I DO NOT LIKE WATERMELON"

Jake - "OPPOSITE NEGRO ALEX GO GO GOOO!"

Alex - "I HAVE A DEGREE OR AN EQUIVALENT QUALIFICATION"

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