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Neko Day

May 19th is a day where you must appreciate and provide head pats to all Neko Girls, and Cat Boys :3
And if you are a Neko Girl/Cat boy please harass people into giving you snuggles and cuddles and headpats.
This is all.
Thank you.

Cat Girl: Hey! Its May 19th!!
Guy: So...
Cat Girl: Its Neko Day! That means I need Snuggles >:3
Guy: okay *snuggles*
Cat Girl: Nya!

by Sensei-Lucario November 30, 2021


National plow your neko day

it's national plow your neko day! might aswell show your pet neko boy/girl a good time!

the holiday national plow your neko day meant to show your neko love and plow them! Any good owner knows the holiday. Lasts august 16- august 20th.

by Lulu topper August 16, 2021


Neko’s-bread

Neko’s-bread can be a wide variety of things, but usually referring to something of this neko, in question, and her very juicy thicc bottom. If you call something a Neko’s-bread it means that this object or person is juicy and thicc or has a juicy and thicc bottom. You can also replace the carb “bread” for something like “toast” if you think that this noun is not very juicy and/or thicc. This is a great tattoo to get tattooed on your dough or you could Neko’s-dough or toast (hehe pun). We are very appreciative of those who assert Neko’s-carb into a sentence.

Damn, she has a MASSIVE Neko’s-bread.

That girl, has more of a Neko’s-toast

I wanna smack that Neko’s-bread so baaaad

by Eyeballtim3 August 4, 2023


Neko Weeb

A weeb who is addicted to cat people, they are very spastic individuals

Kaitlyn is such a Neko Weeb, she simps for Neko men

by plu__ September 1, 2021


catgirl neko uwuuuuuy

what people like to refer japanese perverts cosplaying as kitten humanoids and expect their 'masters' to adore them.
they love chocolate milk and are mostly to the ages of 7-12 because the whole weeb community just loves underage girls
'uwu' is a common phrase said by those who are willing to give up their whole career and base their life on cats or kitten humanoids, especially japanese ones.
the average catgirl neko uwu is the age of 12 years old. they are willing to do anything for their masters and would beg for a male's genitals all day, while some can be lesbian but that can vary
to sum it up, catgirl neko uwus are underage kitten humanoids that love balls

i wish that catgirl neko uwuuuuuy could ligma balls
shut the fuck up

by crezzza December 31, 2022

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