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Monday august 16th through 18th you may smash your pet neko boy/girl
Oh its national plow a neko day? might aswell take a neko into the bedroom and show it how a good owner takes care of it to make it say NYA!
it's national plow your neko day! might aswell show your pet neko boy/girl a good time!
the holiday national plow your neko day meant to show your neko love and plow them! Any good owner knows the holiday. Lasts august 16- august 20th.
May 19th is a day where you must appreciate and provide head pats to all Neko Girls, and Cat Boys :3
And if you are a Neko Girl/Cat boy please harass people into giving you snuggles and cuddles and headpats.
This is all.
Thank you.
Cat Girl: Hey! Its May 19th!!
Guy: So...
Cat Girl: Its Neko Day! That means I need Snuggles >:3
Guy: okay *snuggles*
Cat Girl: Nya!
Neko’s-bread can be a wide variety of things, but usually referring to something of this neko, in question, and her very juicy thicc bottom. If you call something a Neko’s-bread it means that this object or person is juicy and thicc or has a juicy and thicc bottom. You can also replace the carb “bread” for something like “toast” if you think that this noun is not very juicy and/or thicc. This is a great tattoo to get tattooed on your dough or you could Neko’s-dough or toast (hehe pun). We are very appreciative of those who assert Neko’s-carb into a sentence.
Damn, she has a MASSIVE Neko’s-bread.
That girl, has more of a Neko’s-toast
I wanna smack that Neko’s-bread so baaaad
what people like to refer japanese perverts cosplaying as kitten humanoids and expect their 'masters' to adore them.
they love chocolate milk and are mostly to the ages of 7-12 because the whole weeb community just loves underage girls
'uwu' is a common phrase said by those who are willing to give up their whole career and base their life on cats or kitten humanoids, especially japanese ones.
the average catgirl neko uwu is the age of 12 years old. they are willing to do anything for their masters and would beg for a male's genitals all day, while some can be lesbian but that can vary
to sum it up, catgirl neko uwus are underage kitten humanoids that love balls
i wish that catgirl neko uwuuuuuy could ligma balls
shut the fuck up