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Newmanize

(verb): to counter a person, proposition, or argument, à la Channel 4 journalist Cathy Newman, by misrepresenting it, specifically with the formula "So what you're saying is..." followed by the misrepresentation.

When people find themselves unable to respond to a claim with a cogent objection, sometimes they will Newmanize their opponents instead.

by Benedict Eiffel January 27, 2018


Aaron Newman

A child who uses fat to crush his opponents

Aaron Newman crushes Jake’s chair due to his weight

by Monkey crusher February 8, 2024


melissa newman

She is everything you've ever dreamed about. Loving, sweet, smart, beautiful and joyful. She is the thought that drives your day, and soon your life.

Christopher reardon is so lucky to know and love Melissa Newman.

by ctr87 August 21, 2016


Newmaned

Never giving the full story when asking for help to make decisions. A pouter, like Eyore, never taking responsibility and taking the "well I didn't know" excuse.

She Newmaned me again..

by Poopwood October 15, 2021


newmaned

Flipping and then being hit on the drivers side door Coming from Ryan Newmans 2020 Daytona 500 wreck

"Did you hear the Jimmy got newmaned last night?"

by Stalingrad_96337822827 February 11, 2021


kyle newman

A fucking big ass ape creature that walks around with no pants on.

Kyle newman is gay

by 02nig April 1, 2018


Kyle newman

A fucking weird ass creature that walks around with no pants on.

Kyle newman is gay

by 02nig April 1, 2018