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isaac newman

SEXY BEAST WHO IS STRAIGHT FIRE!!!! AND CLUTCH SIX SIEGE ALL DAYYY!!!!

Wow he's a real smerknnuglet Isaac Newman

by Likdk July 14, 2017


Glazed Newman

Shiny glaze face after getting after It at the Y. Bonus for Krispy Cream flavored lube use.

He came out the bedroom with a glazed Newman after putting in 20 minutes at the Y.

by Kennysack79 November 24, 2021


Glazed Newman

That shining face, like a sweaty Seinfeld Newman, you get after spending time at the Y.

My boy came out the bedroom in Glazed Newman after putting in 20 minutes at the Y.

by Kennysack79 November 24, 2021


The Dutch Paul Newman

Defecating on the covers and rubbing it in your partners face.

I one upped her Dutch Oven by giving her The Dutch Paul Newman. Afterwords she broke up with me and I had to buy a new bed.

by Paco1568 October 30, 2011


Newmanize

(verb): to counter a person, proposition, or argument, à la Channel 4 journalist Cathy Newman, by misrepresenting it, specifically with the formula "So what you're saying is..." followed by the misrepresentation.

When people find themselves unable to respond to a claim with a cogent objection, sometimes they will Newmanize their opponents instead.

by Benedict Eiffel January 27, 2018


melissa newman

She is everything you've ever dreamed about. Loving, sweet, smart, beautiful and joyful. She is the thought that drives your day, and soon your life.

Christopher reardon is so lucky to know and love Melissa Newman.

by ctr87 August 21, 2016


Newmaned

Never giving the full story when asking for help to make decisions. A pouter, like Eyore, never taking responsibility and taking the "well I didn't know" excuse.

She Newmaned me again..

by Poopwood October 15, 2021