Eric Ni

he really just wants your cheese

i dont know fam, he's just Eric Ni

Ni d

A girl named Josefine whom has a shadow alter ego named hornyus.
She will often be very mean to potential love interests as she’s a huge player.
She will do things like cheating in ticket to ride.
You must keep her away from tents and Chinese fingers

Wow she’s Ni d. She must be a Josefine

E-nied

The cold response or lack of resulting from being denied friendship on a social network following a friend request.

After months of crushing on the new girl at the office, Sean felt humiliated and painfully insecure to find he was E-nied her friendship on Facebook.

ni-na

small hobbit like creature with hairy feet. Likes to frequent pubs in mullingar and drink copious amounts of cider. also talks like a slightly retarded dwarf similar to gimli out of lord of the rings. Survives on a stable diet of toast aqnd nack boxes, also resembles jake tucker with an upside down head.

ni-na drank himself stupid and pissed in his nack box

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ni hao

A racist comment that is used by white people (e.g. white Australians), to address any Asian, cuz apparently every asian is Chinese. Often used in a colonised country (e.g. Australia, America). The phrase is often used by arrogant, 'think I'm so cool', 'thought I being nice' but is really dumb, white people; they often like to not use their brain and assume people's ethnicity

Greets a Korean-Australian voter in Mandarin, 'ni hao'
'ni hao' wait, “it would be lei ho ma?” (to a Australian born Chinese)

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Ni Hao

Something white people say whenever they see an Asian.

"oh you're Asian? I know some korean, look! 'ni hao'!"
Japanese guy: *stares motherfuckerly*

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Ni-disorder

Note. The following disorder was created for satirical and joking purposes.

IT IS NOT an official diagnoses as of the DSM-5:TR.
Ni-disorder diagnostic criteria:

Required symptom criteria include:

1. Evidence of conduct disorder with an onset age of 15 years or younger.
2. Disregard for social norms or concrete laws with potential disregard for any societal norm
3. Desire to conquer or desire to inflict pain on an individual in a sadistic manner.

Symptom criteria include:
1. Excessive plans for world domination.
2. Excessive desire to murder any social acolytes.
3. A disregard for conversation that strays for abstractions or socio-philosophical topics.
4. A general disregard for others opinions or rights as an individual.
5. Excessive arrogance and a "need to be correct."
6. A desire to refer to the other individual's opinion as "wrong" or "incorrect" without proper cause and/or with a knowledge of the contrary.
7. A disregard towards society's rules and/or laws with the potential disregard for any social norm.
8. Constant dwelling on morbid topics and/or death."
(Can be co-morbidly diagnosed with BPD or ASPD as per diagnostic criteria in the DSM-5:TR.)

"This individual was diagnosed with Ni-disorder after an in-depth screening for personality disorders, psychotic disorders and other mental disorders."

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