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psych patient in restraints yells, "I can't breath, mother fucker!"
he means he cannot compensate for his metabolic acidosis because he can't ventilate from all the people restraining him
So... You can't sleep huh?
Me neither, I wrote this at 4:49 am
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When your singing sounds so bad even shit doesn't want to hear it
Guy 1: Wow that guy sounds like a dying monkey!
Guy 2: He can't sing for shit
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Often used by guilty people when apprehended by police. These people often scream "I can't breathe" but in reality it means "I'm Guilty"
Child killer Keith Moses continuously screamed "I can't breathe" as he was apprehended by police after murdering 3 people including a 9 year old girl.
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the general fact that left wing people (under whom feminists, communists, the majority of media outlets, etc..) take themselves to serious to be able to make funny jokes.
this is painfully obvious in, for example, BuzzFeed's "23 Real AF Jokes That Will Make All Feminists Laugh"
this term is used by people who are politically not on the verry left side of things, mostly edgelords, and other alt-right hangarounds
>> dude, why is every tv program so boring?
<< all the media is owned by a leftist clique, and you know that the left can't meme
>> yo, heve you seen that page with left wing memes
<< yeah, unfunny AF
>> uhu, the left cant meme
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you cant beat the person that's been beating the whole time
Maya: "Jstris queen fell off?"
Gabby: "NO, you can't beat the beater!"
The case of being confronted with a problem that is utterly someone else's fault, in which case can not be fixed by yourself, the person that caused it or anybody else.