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comma sutra

aka the gospel of hustle

a guide that details the zen & art of making money

a canon of scripture for the church of hustle

have u seen my copy of the comma sutra?

by meowz January 3, 2018


no comma for the drama

A period of time spent dealing with someone or something's attention wanting: brouhaha: overblown theatrics or TMI

"she goes on and on, but i've got no comma for the drama"
"Girl, with a face like that, I might have a comma for that drama."
"Save yourself, put a comma in the drama".

by heavenlystates May 9, 2021


Comma Abuse

When people, of course, overuse a specific, English, character, to the point where the writer, has attempted, an act, considered, as "Comma Abuse." It is annoying, for the reader, to try and make out, from the actual words, such as the constant, excessive, pauses, every, single, word. Aspies, also, do, this, too. Does, this, annoy, you?

You can't put a comma like that! You can't put commas before who! I hate comma abuse! It's so aggravating!

by Senator Foreskin February 26, 2023


comma tose slide

while your girl is sleeping, blow your load on her face, and it slides down

She's to drunk to stay awake, jerk off, blow in her face and let it run down,the comma tose slide.

by brett fields July 12, 2006


comma bears

,comma bears.

comma bears.

by Debskelly1985 April 20, 2023


alt-right commas

Punctuation frequently used by alt-right and conspiracy believers characterized by writing in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS and commas placed in semi-random order, preceded rather than followed by a space.

NOTHING ,IS A ,COINCIDENCE WITH ,ALT-RIGHT COMMAS !!!

by mexas May 13, 2020


the comma man

This is your token friend. He is never wrong. He will never apologize, he will pick arguments with your and he’s a musclehead. The reason that he is the comma man is because he refers to himself as last name comma first name. F example, “nice to meet you I’m smith comma tim.” Total douchebag move...but he’s your friend so you deal with it.

Hey lunkhead. You are not as cool as you think. In fact, I’m your only friend. Stop doing the last name first. You just sound like an idiot. “The comma man?” Fuck

by Larry and Rex and Benny August 6, 2018