jap play

Term made famous by Bill Parcells to describe a trick play in football.

No disrespect to the Orientals. But we were practicing some Jap Plays.

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Jap

A masculine being that segues and flirts his way into the hearts of others

Sort of like a jock but instead of sports the he flirts a a lot

(Mostly in Philippine context)

E.g. Dude, stop being the shoulder to cry on, you're being such a Jap

or

Man! Playing the emotional figure just to get a chick- you're such a Jap!

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japs eye

the tiny hole at the end of the penis, resembles eye of person of japanese extraction.

He fucked a melon and got some seeds stuck in his japs eye

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Jap's eye

The external opening of the male urethra, appearing as a slit at the end of the penis. Perceived by Europeans to resemble the eye of a Japanese man, some consider the term racist, but it clearly isn't, because Japanese men have them too.

Takahiro's attempts to find medical attention for the burning sensation in his Jap's eye were initially thwarted when he was directed to an optometrist.

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Jap that Church

To ruin something really good at your own sacrifice. To drive your metaphorical plane into that metaphorical church.

Jerry: "Dude I hooked up with Sally last night while she was drunk and now her and Ben are broken up!"

Matt: "Way to Jap that Church."

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jap artist

jap artist n (slang): liar; pretender; poser

"Man you didn't do all you say you did, you just a jap artist!"

Jap sap

The clear sap like liquid that pools at your japs eye prior to jetting your jizz - pre-cum

As Mary was nostril deep in his plumbs and giving him a vigorous prostate massage, he started oozing jap sap