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1) noun. A submissive male, particularly one consenting to being dominated.
2) noun. A bloated or fatty configuration of a female's labia majora (external vagina) presenting the appearance of Homer Simpson's mouth.
1a) She walks all over the guy, a real simp.
1b) "Sure, I tongue her bottom hole; that's what we simps do."
1c) The simps shared mints in the parlor while their doms lit cigars on the porch.
2a) "Check out the size of her simp... a lad could get lost in there."
2b) From an early age, the twin girls exhibited prominent (and absolutely beautiful) simps.
2c) "I dare you, boy, let my simp get a grip on your magic twanger."
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1: HUMAN, INDIVIDUAL — a term used to describe one who's only actions are those to impress the opposite gender/sex
2 : a person who uses wealth and material goods to attract those of the opposite gender/sex
3: a clout-chaser with the intention of using newfound popularity to impress one of the opposite gender/sex
slang
Infinitive: to simp
Related words: Simping (the action of being a simp), Simped (the action of formerly simping), Thot (one that puts up with simps for the exploitation of material or physical promises)
Jamall Dean Dean was simping on Sonia and Hanna, buying them donuts and chips and always bugging them.
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Thought of as a male thot, a simp is a man who won't let go of feelings for women and their main goal in life is a girlfriend.
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when someones im their feelings aka when theyre sad
ally: nigga why you playing that sad music for?
dude: shut up ally, im simping
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A guy that does anything to win a girl over
Jake: Your dress is not that pretty its blue and I hate the color blue
SIMP: Hey man leave her alone if blue is her favorite color then its her favorite color at least she looks pretty with it on!
Jake: LOL simp
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What "Simp" use to mean was
"a man that puts themselves in a submissive position under a female and would do absolutely anything to be able to get with her/sleep with her"
But now every time a man even slightly mentions a woman either on social media or IRL there will definitely be (most likely young) people there that don't understand the word to call that person a simp, that persons reply history is mostly filled with the word simp and it is very likely that he/she thinks they are hilarious. Those people also watch their "master" PewDiePie and love playing Minecraft whist describing those things as dank.
Example #1:
Man 1: Hey guys, I asked out my crush today
Man 2: Simp
Man 3: SIMP
Man 4: S I M P
Example #2:
Man 1: Dude, did you see that girl? she was really hot
Man 2: Simp
Man 3: Simp it up
Man 4: Fuck you simp
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Lance Stachowiak
The biggest simp in the group. This man simps over girls so hard and gets cooked about it on the daily. But will never admit he's a simp.
Look at that simp ass nigga Lance! Sarina left him and now he’s begging maya to kiss him. What a fucking simp.
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