Boobs

Something for men to look at while women talk to them

( . Y . ) = ideal boobs.

"damn that girls got some nice boobs"

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Boobs

Congratulations, you're perverted enough to look this word up. *Slowly claps*

No, I'm not telling you what "boobs" means.

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boobs

mighty weapons, that are given to women by the gods, so they can use them to control men.
(almost) every girl receives them, around the age of 12.
some women have received bigger 'boobs', wich work even better for controling men.

girl: 'i will show you my boobs, if you get me the concert tickets i asked for'

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boobs

A Pair of beautiful round-like objects, that makes men go like:

"HOLY KOALA POPSICKLE FUCKS!!!"

And the undeniable proof of that the world is not as twisted as it seems.

(By the way for you women out there, watch out for guys, they seem to have large attraction to boobs, especially if they are big.)

Horny Guy: Man, did you see our new teacher? She has some impressive boobs!

Guy: Yeah, I like big boobs.

Horny Guy: Who doesn't?

Guy: Gays...?

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boobs

2 big (or small) flobs of fat with dots on them of which men are obsessed with and women use the to get their way.

also after playing with them in sex and you have kids milky come out to feed your kid.

boooooobbbbiiiieeeeeezzzz *drool*

yum boobs

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Boobing

The act of breast feeding an infant or older

I walked through the door to see my wife boobing the baby.

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Boobs

Objects located on Women that will be soon used to take over the world.

Conspiracy Theorist: One day, Women will take over the world, and they'll use those boobs of theirs to control us into doing it!

Nerd: Finally!

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