i'd bend that over

What you say when you see a really hott girl that you'd like to fuck.

Damn yo, she's hott. I'd bend that over

I'd split that in half

Vernacular, commonly used by males, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that female."

It refers to the long-standing male wish to have a phallus so large that the woman he's engaged in relations with is actually torn into two pieces.

"Wow, she's stacked! I'd split that in half!"

i'd fuck a goat

A saying meaning im down for anything or I will do anything.

Muhammad: What do you want to do today?

Kumar: I'd fuck a goat.

I'd do him

An emphatic or yielding response to a question regarding what one thinks of a dude when asked by a girlfriend.

Her: "Dude in the blue plaid, yay or nay?"
She: "I'd do him."
Her: "Of course you would, but not what I asked."
She: "Ugh, fine. What to join us?"

I'd stick it in the pooper

the pooper is the ass, dumbfuck

I'd stick it in the pooper = I'd do her indabutt.

I'd plow the field

Means you would want to have sexual relations with a woman, but not normal sexual relations, really really sexual relations, like you would want to with jessica alba or carmen electra. In other words you would fuck the shit out of her.

See: i'd hit the fuck out of it

Guy 1: Ayo you know angie from george lopez?

Guy 2: Hell yeah, I'd plow the field.

Guy 1: Haha who wouldnt?

I'd watch that porn

A phrase that shows your approval of sexual relations between two (or more) people, in that you'd jack off to them having sex.

Mark: Did you hear? Sally and Jim are going out.
Bob: Holy shit, I'd watch that porn!