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On most computer applications, F1 is the keyboard shortcut to bring up the help menu. Thus, the phrase "Press F1" is most appropriately given as a reply to anybody who needs help, especially in the psychiatric sense.
<Joe> Oh my god, at lunch today, everybody stopped talking and I said, "Crap, the chat died." I really need to stop wasting time on IRC.
<Phil> Dude, you really need help. Seriously. Press F1.
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when you press your ass against glass, thus flattening it and giving it the appearance of pressed ham
I went up to my friend's house and gave his window pressed ham.
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When one presses his genitalia against a pane of glass as a vulgar display.
He gave a pressed rat to the jerk who cut him off.
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* with great difficulty or distress
** going through financial trouble
I would be hard-pressed to act as an old man and as his own child in a conventional movie
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The Mylapra Press originated from a small town from the state of Kerala, India. This position begins in doggie-style (preferably with a female partner) and prior to climax, gets grip of her hair with one hand, and with the other punches her in the love handle repeatedly while the male progresses to thrust harder and harder, simulataneosly! This position is commonly transitioned into the Donkey Punch. This is a common act in the town of Mylapra for keeping the women humble!
E Koli gave his girl The Mylapra Press to show that he is the man of the house!
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To place ones lips on another person, without puckering.
A gesture similar to a kiss, but lacking effort and/or passion.
Jim: I saw you kissing my girlfriend, Jack.
Jack: No worries Jim, it was just a lip press.
Girl 1: Man, after that chick came back from her vacation, she's been totes pressed.
Girl 2: I know. Such a downer. We totes need to get her laid!
Girl 1: Totes presh, Girl! Totes presh!