Random
Source Code

Broom Nod

Using a device primarily designed for cleaning to counter act ones lose of balance and motor skills due to fentanyl/ heroin inebriation.

I heard the Foreman caught that soul sucking junky rocking a broom nod while sweeping the floor.

by OG Bobby Hill November 26, 2019


Nod Squad

Employees of hire quest who are required to sweep the floor until it's time to shoot up in the portable restroom and pass out. Other responsibilities include attempting to steal tools, fabricating family emergencies, chain-smoking and taking a single sip of Mountain Dew before opening another can. Members of the Nod Squad often reside in the Fentanyl Forest.

There's a married couple passed out on the floor surrounded by soda cans and empty caps. I guess they hired the Nod Squad today.

by OG Bobby Hill December 4, 2019


Field nod

When you're right in the middle of a job or task, and you fall asleep. Sometimes, with a cigarette hanging out of your mouth that completely burned down to the butt.

Hey Brad this is no time for a field nod. You dropped all your weed in your lap in the middle of rolling a joint.

by Sssin November 16, 2016


Murder Nod

A slight nod toward your henchman indicating you would like the person you've just spoken with murdered.

1. "I understand your misgivings with my company and I'm sorry we won't be doing business together"

(murder nod)

Henchman murders

2. "I'm going to get paid, one way or the other"

(murder nod)

Henchman murders

by magooisim February 13, 2013


nod noddington

heroine user has a good hit and nods out. Said by irritated person with addict to alert them that they are no fun in nod noddington mode...

Oh it seems that Nod Noddington is making an appearance again!! Bitch cant handle their drugs!

by mexifrynutsack November 26, 2017


Auto-Nod

When you're talking with someone, and you're distracted, bored, disinterested, etc. you put yourself on "Auto Nod" by periodically nodding at them (with the occassional "uh huh" or "really?") to give the impression you're paying attention, when in fact you're plotting their demise, your escape, wondering what's on TV tonight, pondering the difference between "affect" and "effect" etc.

I was talking to my boyfriend about our wedding plans, and if we should go with Dahlias or Peonies... and if the invitations should be embossed or debossed... and then I realized he was on Auto-Nod...

by BobboFairbro November 3, 2011


Fuckoff nod

The dismissive nod of approval given to waiting staff in restaurants who come over to ask how the food is while you are in the middle of eating and have a mouthfull of food, and therefore can't answer them without either spitting food everywhere or making them wait. Assuming you were brought up properly and not dragged up by homeless gypsies.

Waitress: Is the food ok?
Customer: <chewing, nod>

25 seconds later
Customer to Guest: Was my fuckoff nod obvious?
Guest: Yes. You shouldn't have flipped the bird at the same time.

by Billy_Jean September 3, 2010

6👍 1👎