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North Carolina dEcA

Do not be fooled. dEcA is not a high school club, it is a way of life. A cult. If you join dEcA, you might as well forget about life in itself. dEcA fools children into believing that it's a marketing club. That could not be more inaccurate. dEcA is the gateway to an obsessive and exclusive life that towers over regular mortals (people not in dEcA). Annually, the members of dEcA meet at the epiphany of cultism: ICDC-- the ultimate test of ones humanity. It is labeled as dEcA's, "international competition," but regular functioning humans can see through this bs. ICDC is the place where one goes, only return as a part of a communist group otherwise known as: dEcA. Although ICDC can cost up to $5000 for some states, the flashy locations of ICDC (such as Orlando) lure innocent children in. However, on rare occasions, you can find a dEcA state officer. These people vary, they are either people who do dEcA for the college app, or people who have conversations that are 88% made up of dEcA. You have been warned. Stay away. Share the truth.

Normal citizen: "Hey dude what's up!"
dEcA member: "I am in North Carolina Deca"
Normal citizen: "um..ok...How are you doing?"
dEcA member: "Was I not clear? I am in North Carolina Deca"

Normal citizen: "uhh... how are your classes?"
dEcA member: "Deca"
Normal citizen: "Wha-"
dEcA member: "DECA!"
Normal citizen: "Yo, you good?"
dEcA member: "DECA! DECA! DECA! DECA! I LOVE DECA! i LOVE DECA! i AM GOING TO ICDC! I AM NOT HUMAN, I AM DECA!!!"
Normal citizen: " I need to gtfo!"

by Baller oh March 21, 2019


North Carolina hug

Giving a person a hug with 5 inches apart

He hit me with a North Carolina hug on our first date.

by Butterfly garden 121 July 14, 2017


North Carolina

North Carolina is a state in America. It has mountains, beaches, and depending upon where you are, it snows during winter. I've heard that it is the superior Carolina, and I believe that, but as a North Carolinian myself, I'm extremely biased, so don't take my word for it.

North Carolina is located above South Carolina, to the right of Tennessee, and below Virginia. There are also many differences between North Carolina and South Carolina.

A: What's the weather like in North Carolina?
B: Right now, where I am, even though it's winter, it's too warm to sleep with blankets.
A: That sucks. You should move to Raleigh, it snows there every year, right?
B: Yes. Raleigh stole my town's snow supply, and I want revenge.

by Idiotic Carolinian December 31, 2022


North Carolina Earthquake

The phenomenon of violent vibration and shaking inside of one's house due to the unstable load or poor feet adjustment of a washing machine or dryer.

Dude the windows in the house rattled so bad the glass fell out of the frames! It was a North Carolina Earthquake it was a 8.3 on the sphincter scale!!!

by Buzzard lips February 21, 2021


North Carolina Screwdriver

Getting a handjob while turning righty tighty, then Lefty loosey

Man, last night my girl gave me a North Carolina Screwdriver.

by Otto Malpense March 7, 2022


North Carolina sandy meat ball

When you receive a hand job on a public beach and when you finish you ejaculate on the sand, then proceed to form into a ball shape and make your partner eat it.

Luke gave that girl a North Carolina Sandy Meat Ball last night.

by Audrey from Maryland August 19, 2021

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north carolina tar heel

when you heat your semen up, and stick it to your partner's heel.

"Gave my girlfriend the hottest North Carolina tar heel yesterday"

by DumbFurry March 8, 2016