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Penis

A male body part when erected can be placed inside a pussy or asshole to create pleasure for both people involved also used to leak urine from the male body.

Kaylee : So Kiersten how was the vacay?
Kiersten : It was ok but I missed Jake's Penis inside me!
Kaylee : Well I don't think his Penis was too lonely that skank Sara has been bragging about fucking Jake in your bed!
Kiersten : WHAT! You mean Jake shared the sheet's we make love on with another girl! FUCK!!!!
Kaylee : That's what I heard!
Kiersten : Well if Jake wasn't my baby's daddy and didn't pleasures me in bed oh so well, I would cut off his Penis myself and throw it at him!
Kaylee : O God Damn!
Jake : Hey Guy's!
Kaylee : Uh you might want to hide your Penis!

by SlopNChop July 9, 2018

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Penis

Yummy.

Your penis is quite delicious.

by _ashleyyz August 22, 2008

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penis

a very rare tool that the girls want and the guys want more of. Also controls 2/3 of the male brain.

the strongest muscle in the human body.

my penis has some sick torque dude, can do almost 350.

by nick, aka "toast", aka "sir charles", aka "crazy ass mafia italian boy" March 2, 2004

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penis

Something that 100% of San Francisco males like to suck.

My penis just juiced itself up!!!

by Evster February 10, 2005

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peni

When a woman's pants are too baggy in the crotch, causing a slight penis effect.

"Her pants were so baggy in the crotch, she had a stage 3 peni."

by Saly Cinamon September 30, 2011

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Penis

Man's best friend.

"The difference between a dog and a penis is that smaller dogs make more groans and big penisu's incite more groans.

by Lifesgambit February 9, 2017

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penis

a penis is something you stick in your fucking vagina this is how baby's are created

karma neyman is a penis
natalie belso is a penis
jessica kerzner is a penis
morgan kravetz is a penis

by pepe10009 January 5, 2018

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