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The Detective

After you have sex with someone, pull out a notepad and write their name down and cross it out. Then, look them in the eyes and say its not you.

I was marked safe by the detective.
After he finished in me, I was marked safe by the detective.

by ToyoCreative October 14, 2020


Detective pikachu

Overrated movie worst pokemon movie

Detective pikachu sucks

by September 10, 2021


Coh-hen Lee Asian detective

Responsible but not mentally active.

Person one "Hey, have you seen Coh-hen Lee Asian Detective."
Person two "Yea is he the one that is responsible but not mentally active?"

by XxOld_MatexX November 7, 2019


detective

girls when they have a crush on a guy

OMG! Hannah found her crush's address! She's a detective when it comes to her crushes.

by i_luv_ur_mommy December 31, 2025


detective pluto

a detective that is solely dedicated to finding and arresting the person who has a stash of mickey mouse toes in their back pocket. They are also distrustful of people who adorn umbrellas with toes to keep away bad vibes.

"look that detective pluto just arrested a whixxle"
"looks like the whixxle's getting their mickey mouse toes confiscated"
"wowee"

by circecirce November 24, 2021


Consulting Detective

Abbreviation CD; A person you hire to investigate a person or organization who is suspected of committing illegal and or unethical acts, or to review a case police were unable to solve that you would like them to solve; or in other words a private investigator or PI

The consulting detective investigated Marcia’s boyfriend and discovered that he was cheating on her with another woman.

by Vanguard 1998 August 25, 2021


detective work

a less intense way of saying "stalking" lol

Person 1: hey, i saw your follow request yesterday! btw how did you find my instagram 🤔
Person 2: it was for uh detective work

by hisokas.corset January 11, 2021