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Broken Shakespeare: a broken dialect of English that resembles Shakespeares books of literature, usually spoken by a group of teenage dumbasses during a sweaty romp in an xbox live party.
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Defined during sex: Thou shall grabeth thine tits whilst sheth iseth riding thateth meaty tube.
Defined in a call of duty game: Thou shall fall beneath my divine ICR. Whilst I have intercourse with your motherly figure.
This is broken Shakespeare
A home in which one or both parents is absent due to divorce or separation; children in such an environment may be prone to antisocial behavior.
Source: Juvenile Delinquency: Theory, Practice, and Law, 12th Edition by Authors Siegel & Welsh
978-1-285-45840-3
James came from a Broken Home.
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n. Sexual injury occuring when the man misses the woman during vigorous intercourse, bending his Unit while still fully Erect. Sometimes the woman can be injured in the process as well. The worst senario is when the woman is Riding the man and bends the mans Schlong all the way back to it's base. Usually a Broken Boner is accompanied by sobbing, fainting and, in extreme cases, Barfing and trips to the ER.
Could cause permanent damage, leading to Crooked Dick
"Aaaaaaaaahhhhh... broken boner!!!"
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One who continually repeats the same statement with little variation, if any.
Derives directly from the (slightly inaccurate) term involving polyvinyl record albums, where such a "broken" record would repeatedly skip back a moment in what being played. (The term was inaccurate - usually such skippage was caused by debris on the disc.)
Hey, Bob is being a broken record about the salad bar. Somebody wanna hit him?
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A broken uterus is when you have aggressive sex and after it feels like a broken uterus. This is caused by the duration, number of sessions, force and large penis size. Very few people experience a broken uterus, but those that due are actually very lucky.
We haven't seen each other in over 30 days. We've been in bed for 8 hours and haven't slept. Now she has a broken uterus!
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The worst thing you could ever do to someone. It's a feeling of love, hate, depression, anger, & anxiety all at once. It's the feeling that puts you in a state you cannot escape. You can't get over him/her/them. You love him/her/them. But you hate them for what they did to you. You want him/her/them back so badly, you just want to kiss or hug or cuddle with or talk to him/her/them without starting another argument. And your friends try to help you out, say that it's all their fault and that you should get over him/her/them. But you can't. The reminder of what you had with him/her/them makes you upset just thinking about it. You could be crying about it for days. Weeks. Months. Years, maybe. You can't get over it. He/She/They has/have broken your heart. Ripped it into a bunch of tiny pieces like a paper shredder.
"Hey, why is Sammy so upset today?"
"She got dumped by George, and now she's broken hearted. Don't talk to her about it. It'll make her more upset."
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