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The person I'd love to fuck every night.
"I want to fuck your mom"
"I fucked your mom"
"I fucked shit out of your mom"
The most common comeback ever in history.
Person 1 : What is your favorite color?
Person 2 : Your mom is my favorite color. ;)
What you say when someone asks you what you're doing
Jeff:"hey, what you doing this weekend?"
Tim:"your mom!!!"
The only come-back you'll ever need
Bully:your gay
You:no your mom
Bully:"dies"
Your mom is fit I have sex with her every day
I AM YOUR FATHER