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Edible gold. The best cereal you will ever taste. It looks gross, but is orgasmic. Introduced to many at phillips exeter academy.
hey dude what are you eating?
cracklin' oat bran! what else?!
can i have some of that cereal bro?
nah dude, this is cracklin' oat bran
you LOVE swallowing COCK
guy one: im gonna get an oat in my throat today my dude
guy two: BROOOOOO GET IT!
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The legendary pseudo-warrior of Quaker descent with an abnormal craving for pre-cooked dry cereal.
The history-books have it all wrong --- Don Quick-Oats wasn't mistaking everyday objects for monsters or other fierce enemies; he would charge windmills merely in the hope of scoring some of the tasty freshly-ground grain stored inside of them.
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sow one's wild oats, to have a youthful fling at reckless and indiscreet behavior, esp. to be promiscuous before marriage.
From Dictionary.com
He's a guy who sows wild oats.
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When horses are fed oats, they tend to behave more energetically afterward. So if a horse is said to be "feeling his oats" it refers to energetic prancing around the field, or more assertive or excited behavior, and may be literally due to diet. When people are said to be "feeling their oats", it is because the same kind of behavior (higher energy, enthusiasm, assertiveness, or excitement) is observed, even though other causes may be assumed.
Since you're feeling your oats today, would you use some of that energy taking the dog for a walk?
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to calm down or settle down
Damn bitch, why are you yelling, you need to settle your oats.
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To lead a promiscuous and self-indulgent lifestyle. Less stylistically, to nail lots of women before you settle down.
Before Frank got married, he spent two years travelling the country sowing his oats. You should sow your oats before you get too old.
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