Santa's Eyebrows

After ejaculating in your girlfriend's face, pretend to wipe off her face while actually rubbing your load into her eyebrows, causing them to appear to be white, like Santa Claus. Then sit on her lap and tell her what you want for Christmas.

Guy #1: How was your date last night?
Guy #2: Tits. I gave her the Santa's Eyebrows.
Guy #1: No way! So what are you getting?
Guy #2: I asked for an iPad, but I'd settle for a Mac.

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cock eyebrow

slang for pubic hair, or a shitty insult to your straight friend cuz you're gay.

I got cum in my cock eyebrow

You're a cock eyebrow... wanna fuck?

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Eyebrow Slit

The original definition:

" A vertical slit shaved off the eyebrow is a gang symbol indicating membership. It is sometimes referred to as "carved." ... According to The Oregonian's source, a shaved line in the eyebrow is meant to impress rather than to intimidate. "

What happened to that guy who was shot?

He had an eyebrow slit but wasn't apart of a gang, so a gang mistook him for a rival gang member and shot him.

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Persian Eyebrow

A sexy time move where man lays with woman and woman falls asleep before man finishes. Man then gets upset, shaves off woman's eyebrows, takes penis and makes creamy pee nut butter explo-o-o-sion over both of woman's eyes making new thick and crusty Persian Eyebrow. Very nice.

Ebrahim lay with woman who peed in his bed then fells asleep making Ebrahim mad so Ebrahim gives her Persian Eyebrow so that she don't look so good next morning and then gives high five to him broshas Smithim and Arsemanimim.

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pussy eyebrow

Another stupid insult.

Your such a pussy eyebrow

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eyebrow slit

A huge thing with gangs, it's the amount of people they killed, raped, or drugged. It's a really sad thing to see. That's why certain people have eyebrow slits

1st Person: Oh my good look at his eyebrow wtf...
2nd Person: I'd get away from him, he has 3 eyebrow slits, and he has killed 3 people
1st Person: Damn, let's get away
Guy with eyebrow slit: Wtf you lookin at wank??

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fake eyebrows

Giannas eyebrows are Crayola. the creator of her eyebrow is her art teacher miss idan.

giannas fake eyebrows are fake miles' are not.

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