Don't feed me shit, and tell me it's sugar

A response to a purposely misleading statement or a bold face lie.

Obama: Universal health care will save us money.
Senator: Don't feed me shit, and tell me it's sugar.

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Well butter me up and call me greasey

to get someone to butter you up and then to name you greasey

Well butter me up and call me greasey

ok -x-gets out butter-x- hold still

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Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!

Don't quote this in therapy you filthy shinnie.

you know how Shinji Ikari once said: "Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!" yeah, I relate to that.

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hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again

a harry styles x louis tomlinson fan fiction that will break your soul <3

hey have you read, hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again?

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Look at that booty, show me the booty Give me the booty, I want the booty

Back up the booty, I need the booty

I like the booty, oh what a booty
Shaking that booty, I saw the booty

I want the booty, lord what a booty

Bring on the booty, give up the booty

Loving the booty, round booty
Down for the booty, I want the booty

Hunting the booty, chasing the booty

Casing the booty, getting the booty,

Beautiful booty, smoking booty

Talk to the booty, more booty
Fine booty
All about the booty, big old booty

Serious booty, amazing booty

I'll take the booty, where is the booty

Stare at the booty, walking the booty

Touching the booty, who's got the booty

Grabbing the booty, rubbing the booty

Loving the booty, hugging the booty

Kissing the booty, holding the booty

Watching the booty, kicking the booty
Sleeping booty, screaming booty

Harder booty, softer booty

By Tim Wilson
TLDR, 🅱️ooty

Fortnite player:Look at that booty, show me the booty Give me the booty, I want the booty
Girl: No
Virgin: 🅱️

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beat me up and called me ugly

Something or someone that is so beautiful that it makes you feel far inferior to that thing or person to the point of being assaulted.

"This dress beat me up and called me ugly"

Just now mum and dad don’t let me cry and threatening me like dera dera I don’t like them

Just now mum and dad don’t let me cry and threatening me like dera dera I don’t like them

Just now mum and dad don’t let me cry and threatening me like dera dera I don’t like them