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when you go to a sauna and you have your partner lie down on their stomach, you then walk on top of them and squat over their asshole, then squat crawl while shitting, making a shit streak from their ass to there head
Rerald Barhammer gave Jessica Dickinson a mean Oakland Mist this morning after a mean workout, leaving a green shit streak on her back, whilst onlookers watched in horror.
They’re pretty much the worst team in baseball right now. They currently have a win/loss of 19 wind, 52 losses, which sucks, and they’re so bad, they’re being EVICTED from Oakland and going to Vegas.
Chris: “What’s your favorite baseball team?”
Andrew: “The Oakland Athletics.”
Chris: “I’m sorry for you,”
A term to describe menthol cigarettes.
As menthol cigarettes are widely smoked in the Oakland, CA’s black community, people often reach for their Newport or Kool cigarette upon waking up, before they brush their teeth. Smoking a menthol cigarette also provides a smooth minty mouth feel like brushing your teeth or using mouthwash.
Biden is trying to ban the Oakland Toothbrush! Why did we vote for him again?
Oakland-American is a term to describe the ghetto/hood-rat/shady crowd from the East Bay (San Francisco).
See New York's Bridge and Tunnel crowd.
"Every event in San Francisco has been ruined by the Bridge and Tunnel crowd."
"I think they prefer the term 'Oakland-American'"
Having violent sex in a plane whilst mid-air
Lets go do a dirty oakland right now
putting toddlers in burkas and forcing them to eat dog treats
johnny mouthed off on me today so i had to pull the ole' oakland floater
A birthday cocktail comprised of various backwash from the spit bucket during a California wine tasting on a winter evening.
Happy Birthday Huey! Now open your mouth for this Oakland Spritz! - Matthew Nguyen (@mattehue.ng)