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Wtf are you doing here it’s national Halloween day get your ass up and fuck a bitch at a party just make sure she’s drunk and not you
Today’s October 31!
It’s national act gay day this is your one chance to act like sister James Charles and not get looked at weird!
Boi1- Yo is October 31 boi2- sister your not kidding sister snatch!
Latino ask your crush on a date day so make sure to ask out your crush
Person:hey it's october 31
Crush:the answer is no
October 31 is Halloween, but also it’s kiss a Jack day.
Girl: Do you know what today is?
Jack: October 31st so Halloween?
Girl: Yea but also Kiss a Jack day.
National break a light day. Go break all your lights and go trick or treating with no lights.
Today is National break a light day. On October 31 break all the lights in your house.
national kick your tall friend day because you already know you can’t slap em
short girl: you know what day it is
tall boy: yea it October 31 hallow-
short girl: *kicks tall boy*