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The only state where you can wear pajamas anytime, anywhere.
Girl 1: Omg why is that guy in a onesie?!
Girl 2: he must be from Ohio.
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The saddening place that made those two gay brothers, Jake and Logan.
If you are from Ohio you should go back to where you came from because you will be accused of being Jake or Logan Paul. If you are from Ohio....
GET STUFFED
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A state that wishes it was as badass as Michigan. Hey, we might not have Cedar Point, but at least we're not mostly composed of farmland, cows, and rednecks. Pwned.
Passerby 1: Woah, do you see that dude making out with his girlfriend on the bench over there?
Passerby 2: Yeah, what about i-- HOLY SHIT DUDE, THEY'RE TWINS!
Passerby 3: *barfs up a kidney*
Passerby 2: Damn you, Ohio. Damn you in the ass.
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A state that wishes it was Michigan.
Ohio totally wishes it was Michigan.
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lts a state..
A state near Michigan..but Michigan is the BEST state in the union by far AND more importantly Michigan did not cost Kerry the Election.
person 1 - HEY WHOA DID MICHIGAN JUST GET UGLY?! AND REALLY UNINTELLIGENT ALL AT ONCE?! WTF?! OMG!! MY EYES!!!1
person 2 - Um..no we've crossed the border and are now in Ohio...
person 1 - Ew they do all look like the cast of Drew Carrey and the Drew Carrey cast aren't people-ugly they're Hollywood ugly..
person 3 - and they voted like idiots and should have birth control dumped into the water supply or something so their offspring with their siblings won't vote for bush. ew.
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A US state in which the foothills of Appalachia meet the plains of the Midwest. It is here that the Bible Belt begins, although a strong concentration of Liberals still predominate along the coastline of Lake Erie and especially in the Cleveland area. Other highlights include Columbus, Sandusky, Ohio River Valley, etc.
I did not raise you to accept the Lord as thy saviour in Ohio. Move to Florida instead.
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the glorified armpit of Michigan
ohio is the armpit of Michigan
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