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Used to define a young person who is very mature in many ways
Michael is such a "young old man" he never sneaks out
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The triumphant power of a mature mind as a substitute for youth in competitive arenas such as sport. Can be shortened to OMP.
"Did you see that play by Manning ? He's 37 years old for crying out loud. That's Old Man Power for you. Brilliant."
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It is a known fact that old men can push through pain better than young men
Damn, my dad outclimbed me in the mountains today. That dude is old man tough!
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An elderly man of a questionable disposition; crotchety practitioner of sorcery who directs his malice towards townsfolk and young girls; crazy, but mean old men.
The older my dad gets, the more of an "old man bitch" he becomes. Fo' Realz, that "old man bitch" better stay away from my car!
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Utter and complete awkwardness to the point of sophistication. To be so moronic that you crest into iconic.
Under ordinary circumstances, a joke about retards would simply be in poor taste. But at a Special Olympics Awards Banquet, Paco's crack about Christopher Burke's latest CD was so rife with 'old man's nippleness' that his anecdote was the highlight of the event. God bless that goofy bastard!
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a condom or johnny...your old man penis and his rubber swimsuit is the condom
"oooh better get my old mans swimsuit on"
"oh no i havent got a swimsuit for my old man"
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Describing somebody as an Ol' Man River may seem lighthearted, but it can be a profound and deeply offensive slur. It denotes a certain air of premature decrepitude, of abandoned dreams and failed goals, of a life without youth, born into middle-agedness, and an adolescence as exciting, fun, and fulfilling as the average octogenarians visit to the doctor's office.
"Dylan is such an Old Man River! Male to male exchange is really his only active hobby."
"Where's Debra Heart?" "Sleeping like Old Man River in there."
"Hey, you know that awkward-euro ginger kid that works at OVT?" "Yeah, that's Old Man River!"
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