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Abnormally short person with a big rack, who enlightens everyone's life and brings happiness to all.
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The biggest fuck-up you’ll ever meet. On the surface he seems calm and funny, maybe even a bit crazy and zany, but on the inside he’s dying. He knows he’s worthless and he wants help. But he’ll never ask for it.
Hey, that guy seems depressed
Yeah that’s Oliver. He doesn’t say it, but we should check on him a lot.
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Oliver is a boy that will be there for you no matter what. He is caring, nice but makes mistakes. However, if you have an 'Oliver' in your life, don't let him go as he will be there for you no matter what you go through.
I feel so lonely, I need to have a chat with Oliver.
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The most cracked out fucker you're ever gonna meet. An oliver is either an only child or has 5 brothers. A lot of girls are attracted to oliver, and by a lot i mean none. Oliver is going to die alone. Fuck oliver.
Man, olivers such a fucking asshole. Fuck oliver
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An Oliver is an amazing, talented, loving guy with the biggest heart. However, aside from his charms and legendary smile, he’s untrustworthy in some areas. The girl he’s with is usually one he’s had feelings towards for a long time. Careful though, because his brown eyes are to die for. Olivers often go for shut-in, self-consious girls. They do this because they enjoy building up esteem for the people they love. Also, aside from his heated temper, Olivers are really good guys. They’re heartbreakers, but once they lose youthey’ll do anything to get you back. You’ll be lucky to have one, and even luckier to keep him.
“Man, Oliver was the love of my life. I wonder what was going through that mind of his..”
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A weirdo that has a scarily big addiction to poop
Guy: Oh! oliver you need to stop talking about poop!
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