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When you get several answers right on an exam, but only because you had outside knowledge from some personal experiences in the past.
Person 1: Yo, how the FUCK did you get 100% on that final??
Person 2: What can I say? I was on my Slumdog shit...good luck in summer school!!
Person 1: Fuck.
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An explanation/excuse used when you do something with no logical reasoning behind it or an explanation used to get yourself out of a difficult/awkward conversation.
Ex. 1
"Why are you barking at a tree."
"Shut up, i'm on my real shit."
Ex. 2
"Bro why did you not flush after using the toilet."
"Idk bro, I was on my real shit."
When you want a little shit instead of a pony
Jeff: My little shit is cuter than your shit
Harry: i got a little pot full of shit
Jeff: thats just baby porn
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A literal or metaphorical term expressing a range of emotions including fear or anger.
I shit my titties preparing for my interview
M was so annoyed, she shit her titties
Ah, go shit your titties
When life is so shit that you can't take it anymore.
Why is this happening to me. Shit my life!!
Shit my purse is when you shit yourself but you catch your shit with your butt before it ends up in your pants.
The other day, I farted really bad and I thought « I just shitted in my pants » but I was really happy to find out that I’ve only shit my purse.
The act of unintentional defacation, but only so little material as to not touch your pants or underwear and to just coat one's intergluteal cleft.
"Hot damn, I ate some taco bell last night and just shit my cheeks, I better go wipe!"