obsidian allah

the one who gave you birth and raised you. obsidian allah 🕋🕋

“bro have you heard of obsidian allah?”

“you mean the one who gave all of us birth and raised us well?”

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Allah...handro

From Madtv. Where a gas station attendent thought a customer was arabian, but was actually mexican. Also a good joke.

Joe: No, seriously. I'm Mexican.
Bob: Ya,ya. I'm Mexican too. My name is ALLAH...handro.

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allah the G

allah is a gangsta

thousands of towlies & al-quedas: P R A I S E A L L A H

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Raving to Allah

Verb.
A way to embrace the high of Allah by raving to prayers blasted everyday at your nearest mosque.

1. To rave properly in the public, one should always kneel down and do the head spin when the raving is in it's climax.
2. Raving can be joined by anyone, including chinese, caucasian, african, as long as you can rave properly.
3. One should rave at least 1 time a day, if possible, rave the whole 5 times for the best result.

Hey dude, yesterday was a blast as I was raving to Allah because my area has 10 mosque surrounded.

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Allah

THERE IS NO GOD. EXCEPT GOD.

ALLAH THE MOST HIGH.

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ALLAH HOO

Is similar to say.l"a elah illallah mohmmedarasoolallah".only for them who wana be muslim.

"ALLAH HOOOO"

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Allah...handro

From Madtv. Where a gas station attendent thought a customer was arabian, but was actually mexican. Also a good joke.

Joe: No, seriously. I'm Mexican.
Bob: Ya,ya. I'm Mexican too. My name is ALLAH...handro.

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