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when you fill someone's shoes/socks with snow as a prank or punishment
Aw dang it Harold! Why you gotta do the ol' Siberian New Balance to me? Now I can't feel my toes!
the tendency of going too high on top and then way too low on the ground typical for women and people with unstable phyche and very overactive imagination which is causing from time to time a kind of nuisance to friends and colleauges who have no idea what's going on
Come on boy, forget it, she's just like that, sometimes this out-of-balance behaviour, we've got used to that already
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Cut Cap & Balance is a pledge any sound thinking American can take which promotes cutting already enacted excessively crazy federal spending, permanently capping federal spending at a reasonable sustainable level, and amending the US constitution to require a balanced federal budget.
The pledge is commonly thusly repeated (hand over heart optional):
I pledge to require legislators to oppose any debt limit
increase unless all three of the following conditions have
been met:
Cut - Substantial cuts in spending that will reduce the
deficit next year and each and every thereafter.
Cap - Enforceable spending caps that will put federal
spending on a path to a balanced budget.
Balance - Congressional passage of a Balanced
Budget Amendment to the U.S. Constitution which
includes both a spending limitation and a super-
majority for raising taxes, in addition to balancing
revenues and expenses.
Tina: Yo Tom, you wild and crazy Tea Partier, you keep complaining about nutty spending liberals but I don't get what you are offering instead.
Tom: My dearest Tina, I'm not just a Tea Partier, I'm a member of The Party of FUCK NO!. Us TPoFN!’ers right now are asking every clear thinking American to take the Cut Cap & Balance pledge.
Tina: Fucking a !
Tom: Rolling over off the wet spot – I just did.
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best shoes in this world for reall.
they got a lot of colours and stuff
someone: I have the best shoes
me: yo that's the new balance 550 ones right??
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eating your girlfriend out while she wakes up
Yeah Janine! I woke up and he was down on me getting his healthy balanced breakfast!
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Your mouth writing a check your a$$ can't cash.
Before Waka Flaka got into a fight in the club someone should've told him to "Check Your Balance"
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Any object a drunk person must use to maintain balance such as a light pole or fire hydrant
Joe often uses the street light outside of the bar as his poor-balance beam after a few too many
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