Toxic Pond

A pond that borders the GSSM campus. Infamous for it's rancid blue hue, the unnatural body of water has many rumors surrounding it's origin but the gatorade-colored waters remain a mystery.

"I drank from the toxic pond!"
"Was it worth the hospital visit?"
"No."

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pidgeon in a pond

Something that isn't where its supposed to be!

That Spice Girls fan dickhead at the Parkway Drive concert was a fucken pidgeon in a pond!

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Cum Pond

When a male ejaculates into a woman’s bellybutton, creating a pool of cum inside of it.

Cory gave Susan a Cum Pond

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pond party

An event in which numerous participants bring beer to an outdoor ice rink and play a game of ice hockey. Players consume their beer between shifts. Often results in a gongshow.

Call up the lads, I have a case of beer and feel the itch for a pond party!

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Turd Pond

A pond or lake that smells like a turd and looks like someone turd alll over it.

I live right next to a Turd Pond and it stinks up the whole neighborhood!

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guppy pond

Is when a man ejakulates into a girls belly button.

I gave that girl a good ol' fashioned guppy pond.

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Man pond

When you cum into a girls bellybutton

I just jizzed in your bellybutton, that is my man pond

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