BEER

dj gs68 is telling a load of cock-and-bull a litre of beer a day helps PREVENT heart disease and is just as effective in preventing heart attacks than wine is maybe more.

a litre of beer a day keeps the doctors away.

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Beers

Unbelievably,this is the singular of beer!(if spoken by gerry)

Yo conors, d'ya want a beers?

Three beer, two beer, one Beers

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Beer

A bland, watery alcoholic drink helping ugly people have sex since 1862.

Michael- Dude I can't believe you slept with her! She's such an ugly slut... she's like 400 pounds too!
Chris- I had beer, what do you expect? It happens.

Nelly (at party)- well this party sucks. I'm leaving.
Sally (also at party)- wait I just got 3 6-packs!
Nelly- well hell yeah then I'll stay!

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beer

What breaks up familes. What caused my dad to die. Beer=hell. It tastes like fucking poop!

Mom: hey guess what?
Me: What?
Mom: Your dad is dead
Me: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
mom: He was drinking too much beer again and...

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beer

the magnificent drink that keeps us between hard liquor and chick or 2

you drink beer in a strike out (bong hit slam beer shot of 151 then let out bong hit)

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beer

A nasty tasting beverage that fucks up the brain and causes people to be ill and act abnormal

Why would you want to drink beer? It tastes like shit

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Beer

Something that needs to be kept away from humans

Beer what else is there to say?

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