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To be unwillingly violently slapped in the face by a throbbing cock.
Dude here's a napkin it looks like someone Timmed you.
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When somebody who doesn’t usually smoke takes way too big of a bowl, typically ending with them alone in the shadow realm in bed.
Dude you totally Timmed that bowl! Now you won’t be able to play MLB!
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Tim is someone who you will fall utterly and completely in love with when you meet him. He’s the most sweetest guy ever and will drop everything to do anything you want. He loves you for you and is dorky, but in a very cute way. He’s usually tall and built broad. He’s very handsome and when you fall in love with him everyone else’s attractiveness just drifts away. You don’t even notice them anymore because he’s the only one you want.
“Tim was cracking me up today.”
“Why was that?”
“He was acting so dorky!”
“Oh I love when he’s dorky! It’s so cute!”
a word you’d use after saying “fuck no” to emphasize how much you don’t want to do whatever your responding to.
dude: aye I’m a 15 year old rapper from STL, give me a chance and check out my soundcloud. 🙏🏾
other dude: fuck no tim
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100% Grade A, Cage-free, man meat. The biggest stud on the block whose cock makes angels weep.
Before they invented a pimpslap they called it a Tim.
Desiree: Be rough with me!
Alex: Don't make me give you a Tim!
Tim is the best friend you will ever have
He helps you through life and sends you lots of memes and porn for some reason
You call each other lots of names but you’re always joking
No matter how far away you are from each other
He will always make an effort to talk to you about anything and everything
Person: oh hey have you seen tim
Different person: I h8 tim he’s a bitch
Person: *kills different people*