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A small scenic farming community situated in Ontario's rich agricultural lands. Known for its rich apple crops. Currently becoming overrun by suburbanites who enjoy nothing but complaining.
"The best place to buy apples is Newcastle, Ontario!"
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Waterford is a small town in southern Ontario. It's a fuckin retirement town with nothing to do at all but sit and get old and die. It has a good bakery that's about it. the police turn they're lights on to pass the slow ass people. No one wants to live here and no one is ever "living" here. it reeks of death and you have a single Tim Hortons for the entire town. that's it.
Person: You know about Waterford Ontario?
Person 2: hardly.
Person: Exactly.
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massey ontario is a SMALL boring town. Most people who live in massey are dumb and there idea of a fun weekend is getting drunk and having sex with animals.
Calvin lives in massey ontario hes boring and has probably had intercourse with most common house pets, even when hes sober.
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Barrie is a city in Ontario. It's a pretty cool spot, especially on the best day ever: McDonald's Coupon Day. During this day, in the streets of Barrie, the skids go crazy.
Barrie, Ontario, well connected, well played.
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A town full of beauts. Always takes dubs in hockey. Walkerton sucks and hanover dominates them.
Hanover Ontario is full of beauts
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The worst possible outcome of a situation. A term derived from the Canadian TV show "Trailer Park Boys".
We should have time to hit up the LCBO, and worst case ontario, we can just mooch some booze off George.
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When the dick is in one hole an the balls are stuffed in the other hole simultaneously
Becky let me give her the ole Ontario plow truck