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Getting high.
Typically by smoking weed.
Orbiting Jupiter with you is the best.
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The amount of time a piece of random email will circulate the web and return to it's originator. Usually the longer lasting orbit, the better the impact for the originator because they know their spew is still circulating.
Dave's email about the girl needing money for an iron lung held a record among junk e-mailers due to it's lengthy 8 year Cyber-orbit
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The popular deathcore/progressive/poopcore band hailing from San Jose, CA. Marked by their angelic leads and crushing bass lines.
Yo bro, you goin to that orbital dystrophy show at the macla?
yea dude its gonna be so fucking br00tal my grandmas tits will explode
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1. when your butt is so freaking big that things and people go in to orbit when they get too close to it.
2. the gravitational pull of a very huge ass.
One time my best friend Josh threw pennies at my orbital butt, the gravitational pull was so strong that they begin to go into orbit around my super huge ass.
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The hyper-accelerating movement of Earth's magnetic north pole due to the increased presence of densely concentrated methane in the atmosphere.
{Since the early 1800's, scientists have tracked the ongoing movement of the magnetic north pole. The Polarity Oscillation Orbit (P.O.O.) was coincidentally discovered by a globally recognized audio engineer, Sir Laramie Todd and his visionary studio lab research colleague, Duke Robert Rite of Dungville. In the early 1990s, Sir Laramie recorded a new orbital sound waveform stemming from low frequency feedback captured in a Duke Rite bass guitar track. Sir Laramie took the clip from the Duke, triangulated the distinct properties related to the frequency, velocity and peaks of the Duke's clip and recognized that feedback patterns were spontaneously and abruptly profound during the Duke's output, specifically after ingesting a Filibertos burrito and flagilating convulsively in the direction of the speaker. Through his unique study, Sir Laramie proved the effects of methane gas on microphone magnetic fields. The Duke hypothesized that too much methane, when interacting with iron, causes polar instability on a grand scale. Thus, P.O.O. was born with the rationale that human overpopulation and the extensive quantity of excrement, causes the north pole to oscillate in a predictable pattern, with velocity and speed influenced by the proportionate concentration of methane in the atmosphere.
1. The Polarity Oscillation Orbit is expected to extend into Siberia by 2040.
2. Humans are creating P.O.O. because of their poo.
3. Dude, lets dial in the bottom end of the bass recording today. Go get some Filibertos and prep yourself.
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rules to an extreme degree or in an unstoppable fashion; rules from the highest possible location, in the highest possible way.
(Your favorite first-person-shooter game) is so awesome - it rules from orbit!
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One step up from kill it with fire, usually followed by the phrase "it's the only way to be sure."
A paraphrasal of Ripley's line in the 1986 film 'Aliens': "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Generally used in response to a clusterfuck, or anything largely weird or gross that needs killing or otherwise dealing with.
Mike: Guys, termites have invaded my house, what should I do?
Dave: Nuke it from orbit!
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