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To be fired from the company you started, because of lack of experience, a scandal or an internal personal conflict.
I started this company, gave years of my life to it! and then just got kicked out of my ass.
Yep it does look like you got kicked out of your ass.
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like put a cap gun in someone's asshole and shoot it to give a pleasurable vibration in the rectum causing orgasm
David:Hey mary can you blow my ass out
Mark:blow my ass out too mary
Mary:fuck off
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Extreme happiness beyond comprehension.
I'd like to meet new people (in person) and increase my social circles. If something clicks I'd like to get to know that person better in the name of dating. Eventually find eternal happiness and shoot rainbows out of my ass as I ride around on my unicorn for the rest of my life.
When a boss dumps an impossible job on you with no warning, or support and wants it done yesterday.
The machine has been down for weeks. Now they want me to pull a rabbit out of my ass , and get it working because they need it by lunch.
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When someone is making up a bunch of bull shit right on the spot. Usually done when the person has no idea what they are talking about.
"Who stole my ipod???"
"I don't know maybe some leprechaun, came in the middle of the night and then pranced down the street singing I stole your ipod!"
"WTF??"
"Dude i'm just pulling shit out of my ass, if you wait a little bit i'll get you a bigger pile..."
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Speaking on a topic you know nothing about.
Politics? Again? You need to quit talking out of your ass. You don't even know who the President is!
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It means that the target is in a bad mood or in unnecessary distress, and you are implying this with the notion of them having a stick in their anal cavity, which, of course, is very painful and would definately cause a rather pissy mood. It's a way of telling them to STFU. However, this phrase is not recommended around people who constantly make Yo Mama jokes. A similar thing to say would be telling them this with the Sandy Vagina phrase.
Guy 1: Dude, I have so much damn homework I'm gonna tear someone's freakin eyes out! Aaarrgh! *throws nearby freshman out a window*
Guy 2: Dude pull the stick out of your ass!
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