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kung pow

One of my favorite movies. The plot is simple, The Chosen One wants to avenge his family so he tries to defeat Evil Betty/Master Pain with the help of Ling, Master Tang, Whoa, Mu-Shu Fasa, and a little from Master Doe. Some people say this movie is stupid, that's the whole reason why I found it so funny.

Master Tang: (who is dying) Chosen one, do I look alright.
Chosen One: Yeah... sure.
Master Tang: On a scale of one to ten?
Chosen One: Hmmm, one.
Master Tang: Listen, and listen well. I really like the band N-Sync. My favorite member is Harpo. I think there's a Harpo. If not there should be. I will write their next hit, maybe 'A boom-boom chiky chiky boom-boom a boom-boom chiky chaka chaka cho cho' By the way, you must beware of Betty's iron claw. They are sharp, and they hurt. And beware his song about big butts, he beats up while he plays it!

by You think you're hot shit but you're really just cold diarrhea! August 3, 2005

63πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Kung Pow

(N.) The ABSOLUTE BEST Kung-Fu Movie Parody ever! If you haven't seen it, then go rent it now! Stars Steve Odekirk and Jennifer Tung (one-boob woman.) It's been rumored that the Sequel(s) are going to be released in the way of The Matrix and Kill Bill, in the "All-at-virtually-the-same-time" way.

Kung Pow: Tongue of Fury: October 2004.

by G-Union December 19, 2003

280πŸ‘ 86πŸ‘Ž


gnar pow

When the lord above rains down with the white fluffy stuff till it's creepin' on your nether regions.

So we hit the back bowls at A-Basin yesterday and shredded some of the gnar pow.

by whocares8310 January 27, 2009

42πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Kung Pow

A very funny movie.

Let's go to taco bell.

by person yo-yo August 2, 2003

38πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


spanking the pow

The proper terminology to use when the pow pow is ripe for shredding and/or when laying fresh tracks with the homies.

Yeah bro them freshies were up to the nips yesterdayβ€”you already know I was spanking the pow.

by moutainbikerjoel March 8, 2020


Kung Pow

One of the most damn funny movies ever. You don't watch it you're a douche.

Kung Pow, Kung Pow, Hiah!

by *...Nukin...* September 19, 2007

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


pow wow

A brief discussion about a matter concerning a person or an event. Usually to come to a conclusion that needs to be addressed quickly.

1. Dude. Don't carry on until we have a pow wow about this.

2. We desperately need a pow wow before I start talking to him again.

3. He said what? Pow wow!

by Sacagawia October 2, 2009

282πŸ‘ 104πŸ‘Ž