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PTSD or post-traumatic stress disorder is a mental and behavioural disorder that is caused by traumatic events.
"My old man got PTSD after his deployment in Vietnam."
Playing The System Disease
A condition used by former military members to scam the government. Frequently used by military members who never saw combat.
Not to be confused with POW who actually have Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder.
"Hey, did you hear Tyrone got 100% Service Connected for PTSD? Now he's making $70,000 a year and never has to work for the rest of his life. He'll be making money even after he would have normally retired!"
"Wasn't Tyrone a Chef and stationed in Taiwan? WTF! He barely served two years!"
Post Traumatic Snapchat Disorder
When you facetime your friend and forget you are screensharing and go on snapchat to stalk a crush’s location or snapscore and you screen record profile. Ptsd is the feeling after when you are constantly thinking you are screensharing so you can never go on a profile again.
« can you check his snapscore i have ptsd »
Parental traumatic stress disorder
“Omg my mom gives me PTSD” “Isn't that post traumatic stress disorder?” “No i mean Parental traumatic stress disorder which means my parent(s) are annoying and stress me out all the time” “ohh ok i feel you bro”
(P. T. S. D)
P.enis T.hat needs T.o be S.ucked D.isorder
female: stop sending pp pics
male: sorry it's that I have PTSD
female: ...
This is an acronym for Pussy, Titties and Sucking Dick. Similar to Netflix and chill without Netflix.
PTSD is also a psychological and emotional Sex disorder that causes someone to believe that they are unable to cope with the demands without sex.
After the work, I want some PTSD
I haven't had sex for a long time, I have PTSD
PTSD or Post-Truss Stress Disorder is the anxiety most of the British public suffered from after the catastrophically incompetent 44-day reign of Liz Truss as Prime Minister. Common symptoms include people having their homes repossessed, going without food, and their grandchildren being saddled with an £8 trillion National Debt.
Jason: Shall I come round and watch the England match at your gaff tomorrow?
Pete: Nah, mate, got PTSD and had to sell it, innit.