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a slang "term" for Female Masturbation or "Self Pleasure"
my mom: "knocking on my door "
Me: MOM, DON'T COME IN MY ROOM! I'M PADDLING THE PINK CANOE RIGHT NOW, MAYBE WE CAN TALK LATER!
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Yet another term for a female vagina
Goeff , 'U'rite m8 how'd it go with your bird last night?'
Trent , ''Great, I took it up a few gears and shafted her flappy paddle gearbox.'
Bob , 'Noice'
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The cartoon mascot for the ice cream snacks called "Paddle Pops" made in Australia. The mascot, which is a lion, looks suspiciously like Chad Kroeger, the lead singer/ homosexual tool from Nickleback.
Compare the Paddle Pop lion to that douche Chad; it's freaky how much they look alike.
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Putting your face in between butt cheeks while shaking your head vigorously side to side and blowing.
(Similar to Motor Boating)
Andy likes paddle wheeling heather and she loves it.
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dick who thinks he can keep sunderland afloat in the prem but has no chance
ricky (paddle duck) sbragia
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Shallow River Paddling is a term used to describe what someone looks like while having sexual intercourse. The term was coined during a canoe trip down a river with a very low water level. When a river’s water level is very low a person’s floating vessel may become stuck on rocks and other debris. When this happens he/she must violently thrust his/her hips in a manner resembling a dog violently humping its un-consenting victim to free the vessel from being stuck. This is the act of “Shallow River Paddling” or SRP for short.
“Did you see Aaron shallow river paddling those hookers?
a stripping army man who has a mullet
dan's stage name is general beaver paddle; it suits him well.
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