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A statement used by any right minded indigenous UK resident upon witnessing yet another example of the increasing islamification of the once beautiful and proud British isles.
"Have you heard that wailing coming from the speakers on the mosque in Nelstan?"
"Aye - fucking disgrace. Pakis out"
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A Paki Squeal is the noise given off by a Paki when you have it by the throat.
How to make a Paki Squeal more?
(1) Release the grip on its throat on and off to give it some air.
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Hair style that affects young South Asian men as they age, characterized by a big deep hair split in the middle of the head and is more covered in gray hair then the rest of their head. Seems to happen faster after becoming an Uncle.
Raj: Did you see Purpal tonight, wow he is really aging?
Hanji: I know, you can see his Paki-Split is really coming in nicely.
Raj: Yes it's really deep, I hope mine is as good as his when I'm his age.
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the term used to describe any brown skinned driver of south asian origin.
They typically drive a beige or grey Honda or Toyota sedan that is at least 15 years old. You can be 98% sure that if you encounter one of these vehicles, the driver will be a paki.
Other distinctive features include sudden and unexplained bursts of acceleration and deceleration that cause large number of accidents and a general lack of auto insurance. Fortunately paki drivers tend to avoid highways.
My car got hit by 3 paki drivers last year and none of them had insurance.
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-To mock/insult/kill a Paki bastard.
-To cause a Paki great embarrassment/torture/pain.
-To pay back a Paki the same way he does by beheading innocent people and blowing himself up.
This should be used in context to hate crimes against Pakis.
e.g.
"Hey Paul, did you hear there's a new Paki on the street!"
"Oh yeah? Well mate, ITS TIME TO POP-A-PAKI!!"
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A car driven by a South Asian, typically 15-20, older Pakis tend to be fat with flip flops. Typically these cars consist of Honda Accord, Honda Civic and Toyota Corolla. Each of these cars tend to have clear (also known as euro, altezza) tailights, and if you are lucky, you will see an actual muffler on one, not the stock OEM muffler with "speed holes" drilled into it. 99% of these car's tend to be a sedan (4 door) so they can shove there parents, wife, kids, grand parents, cousin, cousins father, and cousins best friend in the back seat. The front seat is for their landlord, and his family aswell. These cars tend to come in colours that range from electric to powder blue. Also, them being brown compliments the white PVC (plastic) leather in their car. If they are wealthy, it will have there initials stiched to the head rest. Engine wise, Paki's dont no past 1.5 DX motor, only a few are equipped with the knowledge of the legend of the B16 (1.6 V-tec). And who can forget the body kits, that look like a peice of fibreglass that went through the war in Iraq.
Go to Jacksons and look at all the Paki cars.
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A person who cheats to win, Someone who uses the lowest of low tactics to gain an advantage.
Person 1 : I gave you a right hammering on Fifa last night mate!!
Person 2 : Yeah but you was using paki tactics mate!!
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