Palinize

Adjective. 1. To render someone or something utterly useless. 2. To commit an act that has a complete disregard for logic. 3. The act of becoming dumb or dumber, or a complete moron.

Man, I can't believe that guy doesn't wear seat belts. He’s going to get into an accident and become permanently palinized.

It's quite palinistic to still believe that the sun orbits the earth.

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palinating

1.Hating with vigor, 2. exfoliating your enemies from your brain

Rush Limbaugh has amassed a fortune by palinating Democrats.

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Palinism

An idea, statement, or median so adverse it causes physical pain.

His palinistic statements never end.

Stop saying that, you're palin' me.

Palinism is ubiquitous in the modern media.

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Palinated

The process of being nominated for, or appointed to, a position of responsibility based on perceived popularity with no regard for competence.

Example 1: Sarah Palin.
Example 2: Dan Quayle.
Example 3(Daily usage): Jon was palinated to VP of Marketing because he was sleeping with the CFO.

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Palinize

1) To alter history, especially in a manner to advance one's political views

2) To alter documents in such a way as to support a politician's Palinization

Definition 1: She Palinized the story of Paul Revere.
Definition 2: After her statement, her supporters were quick to Palinize Wikipedia.

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Palinize

1. To smear or mock someone using falsehoods, baseless accusations or unsubstantiated character assassinations for the purpose of blocking them from achieving a goal.

2. To write libelous or slanderous things about someone to oppose their agenda or to prevent them from obtaining the power to advance that agenda.

3. To file frivolous legal and ethical claims against someone for the purpose of bankrupting them or distracting them.

Although I never attended a nazi rally, a group of people got a potential employer who was Jewish to believe I did and I didn't get the job. I was Palinized.

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Palinize

A Liberals personal attack on a Conservative, using the character assassination of Sarah Palin in the 2009 Presidential Election, as a template.

“Don't let them Palinize me!" From US Rep. Michele Bachmann's email to supporters.

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