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The sexual act of fucking a girl while smoking a blunt at the same time.
"Dude, I gave this chick The Panda last night. It was amazing! What could be better than smoking weed and fucking?"
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To snuggle and spoon that ass so hard that 2 big fluffy panda's humping each other only creates a fraction of the fiery sensations that your body would bring to her. In fact, you intend on doing it so great that she will transcend in both pleasure and spirituality to the point that if you were to leave her that her body would quiver on the equivalent of a intense cocaine withdrawl and her life may potentially be rendered forever incomplete.
Pandaing comes from the word "Panda" and "ing". Similar to cupcaking. Panda-ing, except it can be called pandaing with 2 syllables instead of 3.
Joey: I would pandaing her into infinity and beyond.
Mike: Be careful bro....pandaing is serious business.
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PANDA+ is for the community of people who are other than straight but have not been "accepted" by the LGBT+ community; such as Pansexuals, Asexuals, Non-binary, Demisexuals, Aromantic people. (Pedophiles don't count.)
"What is it called when someone isn't straight but isn't part of the LGBT+?"
"PANDA+"
"So, they're an animal?"
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Verb.
To cut someones lunch (seecut lunch) while they are eating it or after they have eaten it.
See Pandaed
The damn pandaing bastard came in and pandaed my ex girlfriend. Bad enough he was hitting on her while we were dating what a panda
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A person who has a lifestyle that limits their success in the world, and causes them to risk elimination from the gene pool.
The term refers to the giant panda which only eats bamboo, a food that offers little nutritional value and only allows mother pandas to raise one cub at a time. In addition, panda bears are known for being reluctant to reproduce, severely limiting their species's success.
Humans can be referred to as "pandas" when they choose a lifestyle that limits their ability to earn a living, maintain their health, or provide for a family. This term is especially appropriate when a person squanders opportunities available to them.
Examples include: vegans, who prioritize the health and well-being of other animals above their own; and college dropouts, who had an opportunity to improve their life through education but failed to seize it.
Q: Is Darren sick? He looks so pale and thin.
A: No, he decided to become a vegan. He is such a panda.
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a guy that doesnt know when his sexual advances are not wanted.
From the South Park Character "Sexual Harrasment Panda"
"Settle down Panda, Stop trying to grab my tits!"
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