Pants

Over-rated.

People would be so much better without pants.

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pants

1. Butt cover (gotta keep that thang shiny!)
2. See spongebob.
3. Eccentric headwear.
4. A crap catching device.

1. My butt feels good in these PANTS!
2. Looks like I'm not wearing PANTS today!
3. These PANTS make a fine hat!
4. Aw, dude! I just crapped my PANTS!

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Pants

Typical Canadian moniker for one whose most characteristic feature are outlandish two-legged garments, generally worn on the lower half of his/her body.

1) Pants is peeling the wallpaper again.
2) Have you met my friend Pants? She is really swell.

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pants

awesome, cool, sweet.

man, that missy elliott show was pants.

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sagging pants

when a gay male is looking for a gay mate

“why do you have sagging pants”
“i’m looking for a gay boyfriend”

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Pants pudding

Runny diarrhea with a liquid consistency.

I made pants pudding.

Cliffy pants

A pair of pant which lacks the funds to cover the cost of what the wearer orders.(eg: coffee)

Oh, can you cover me, I wore my "Cliffy pants" today.