The condition or circumstance where one is covered with, wrapped in, touching or crumpling an INCREDIBLY soft blanket and they are unable to move - neither can they remove said blanket or be removed from said blanket. Voluntarily or by force.
"She has been lying there for hours. She has blanket paralysis."
Having to poop so hard you can't move.
A common occurrence of Prairie dogging it,goes hand in hand with fecal paralysis.