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Parentitis, Also called man child syndrome, is a disease of the brain which symptoms include:
-being a brony
-lack of maturity
-browsing on 4chan all the time
-getting butthurt over small things
-fapping off to anime porn
You can easily spot a person suffer from parentitis as they usually have a neckbeard, wearing a fedora, and they'll make a scene usually for attention or because mummy forgot to buy them something from the shops.
It is caused by over-parenting or massive sheltering, these are perpetrated by what one would call a helicopter parent. This is a terrible disease of the mind which usually common among people in their 20s and 30s, there has been no cure found for this disease.
Person #1: Dude, why did that guy near the shops wearing the massive fedora have that meltdown?
Person #2: Oh, he suffers from parentitis.
the lil fucks who come in to your room and somehow always manage to leave the door open. as well as the people who will call your name 50,000 times and when you answer they go silent and then proceed to come a lecture you or something, and then leave your door open. best people ever am i right?
"i love my parents," - no one
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The people who gave up everything for you. Parents are the people who wiped your ass, tried to make everything fun for you, lost their looks worrying about you, and slaved away at a job they hated just to try and give you a decent life.
You thank your parents for their love and devotion by being a teenage asshole who thinks she knows everything.
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A horrible condition afflicting only adults that results in feminine screeches and incessant nonsensical arguing with pseudo-logic that is accepted as reality by the contractor of this ailment, it is actually an airborn parasite that can be contracted by close contact with the infected person. There is no cure and the parasite is invisible to medical devices and blends perfectly with the lung, making surgical removal impossible. It can only be detected while an infected person is present while another non infected individual is there disobeying commands given to them, verbal or otherwise. The disease largely results in a case of junioritis for teens and young adults exposed. In young people the parasite can be fought off, but only by browsing obscene amounts of dank memes.
My mum contracted parentitis last week, and I can still hear her screeching about grounding me… wait… she is screeching about grounding me, GOTTARUNBYE.
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A word incorrectly used among teenagers. It is not a noun and is not a replacement for the word parents. It is an adjective that relates to parents or characteristics of parents; "parental supervision."
(Incorrect context) "So are your parentals letting you out this weekend?"
(Correct context)"I can only go to the party if I have parental supervision"
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The ones who brought you into this world
The ones who raised you, give you advice, &who you go to for guidance
The ones you trust, can count on, and go to for anything
If not for them you wouldn't be who you are now
I think mine just forget how to act like parents sometimes
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The people that gave you life and gave you your cell phones and pay the bill. The people who love you. The people who buy your shoes and clothes. Parents are the people who wait up and worry and pray for you.
Parents want the best for you.
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