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Parente

A very hairy male with small genitals. It’s common for them to walk slightly hunched over and not move their arms while doing so. Scientists believe a Parente is the closest thing to a Neanderthal alive today He’s in the friend zone with females.

I met a guy last night. A total Parente. He won’t ever touch these titties.

by The G Ome September 4, 2022


parentable

Over the age to still live with your parents

James is "parentable" he's like 38.

by Your ex-ex Boyfriend July 14, 2019


parents

they raised u and shit but they dont GET u, yk?

ugh parents

by chooch-meister May 23, 2020


Parent

someone who devotes their life to making yours a living hell

Person A: My parents are being bigots again
Person B: oof m8 same

by owo hecc September 23, 2018


parents

idiots you'll be happy to not see anymore when you die.

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by ojgfghh October 12, 2019


parents

a bunch of fuckers who where so retarded that forgot a condom and expect you to worship them because of it.
they make you want to live in a grave so you not see them anymore. don't listen to crap they say. just pretend and shit.
unfortunately the only way you can escape them is to kill yourself.
soon both you and your parents and fucking siblings will be in grave. finally free

and nope . no afterlife, resurrection, ect . how could a god so retarded exist that make parents and force you to worship them?
be in peace my friends.

a retarded normie: parents make roof above your head, you have to worship them blah blah blah
a normal person: fuck off normie.

by fgfggffgf July 31, 2019


parents

the lil fucks who come in to your room and somehow always manage to leave the door open. as well as the people who will call your name 50,000 times and when you answer they go silent and then proceed to come a lecture you or something, and then leave your door open. best people ever am i right?

"i love my parents," - no one

by best mother fucker May 28, 2019

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