paris

the hottest,sexiest,most beautiful person in the world,not only is she damn fine but shes funny outgoing and the most generious person anyone could come across in the world.oh yeah and shes great in bed.

paris hilton+kristen=the deffinition am i right or am i right

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Paris

A trick-ass ho dyke.

Originated 1986, not thoroughly defined until 2002.

"Dag yo, that Paris sure is a trick-ass ho dyke"

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Paris

Paris; a beautiful name with an ugly personality. Paris is sometimes nice, but then she can go crazy and do death threats on Instagram

Oh my gosh! That girl is so paris!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1! (lmfao)

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Paris

Fat stanky piss bag and smell like piss and cheetos

Paris is ugly

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Paris

A slut from Spokane who might as well tattoo the word, "Open" on her pussy because she can't seem to close her legs. Lies and tells people she's a model when in reality she is not signed to any professional talent or modeling agencies and regularly sleeps with photographers in exchange for pictures. STDs seem to flock to her like a moth to a flame and she is a known bug chaser. Can regularly be found sleeping with older men in exchange for cash. Even her own mother complains to others that she's a whore.

" It's so sad that even Paris R's mother agrees that she's a whore."

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Paris

Is the biggest fucking hoe ever and is a huge thot

Paris is such a hoe

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Paris

Most beautiful city in the world !
BUT :
-The Eiffel Tower is NOT beautiful, don't deny.. makes me wanna puke (I live around it >.<)
-You can meet a lot of homeless poeple here, as well as muslim women begging for money in the streets (around the Champs-Elysée, Montmartre, etc.)=> advise : pretend you speak a totally foreign language, like japanese !
-The RER is very dangerous by night (and even by day)...
-French poeple are not very nice with those who dare not speak French (try to learn ^^)

-Tourist : "Whoaaa the Eiffel Tower, symbol of Paris ! What a beauty !"
Me : "Burn it down !" *go puke somewhere*

-Bum : "Pour manger... pour manger"
Me : "sumimasen.. furansugo wo wakarimasen" >.<

-A friend in the RER : "I'm scaaaared"
Me : Don't be ! Oh ! Someone spitting.. freaky... *silence* Isn't it a knife ?

-Tourist : Hello, I'm looking for a cheap restaurant around, would you help me ?
-French : sorry.. dont spik inglich

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