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A very hot dirty blonde guy. That’s a little chubby but very cute. Usually sings or plays an instrument but is also very funny. Usually dates short short girls that have their hair either bleached or their hair is brown or dirty blonde . Everyone wants to get with Parker.
Girl: hey do you see that hunk over there
Girl2: yeah that’s Parker he’s in my chorus group he flirts with me a lot
Girl: Lucky
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To get very drunk. A variation on words like smashed, wasted etc. To be parkered is to go beyond your normal levels of drunken-ness, into an advanced state of slurring words, public dancing, refusal to go home and occasional falling over.
It was a big night last night.
Yeah, I was totally parkered!
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Guy: "Wow have you seen that guy Parker swimming hella slow? "
Me: "yeah that's just Parker being a fucking Mormon again."
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A total fuckwad. Not that cool and says "swag" a lot.
THATS A PARKER,HE JUST STOLE MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND.
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(v.) to steal the seat of another
I was going to sit down when he parkered me.
Dude, don't parker me I was sitting there.
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Something that is a dick move, or something completely idiotic
"Wow, that was such a parker."
"HEY PARKER, QUIT BEING SUCH A PARKER"
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A fucking douche bag that takes advantage of every person he sees that thinks he is cool
-creep
-loser
Guy: Hey wanna fuck?
Girl: Get away from me creep, you're such a Parker!
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