Pearl (splatoon)

Pearl Houzuki (Hime in Japanese) Is an inkling and is one of the members of Off The Hook, a fictional idol group (her partner being Marina Ida) in the game Splatoon 2 released on the Nintendo switch... she also has a big forehead and is a literally trash gremlin... I lover her so much

Pearl (Splatoon) is my favorite character!
Idk why some people don’t like Pearl (Splatoon) , she’s great
JUST APPRECIATE PEARL GODDAMNIT

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Pearl Twirl

The female equivalent of a sword fight.

Do you want to go to the bathroom and have a Pearl Twirl?

Father of Pearl

When you cum in the shower, and the ejaculate forms small, pearl shaped clumps.

P1: Hey, did you get your girlfriend that pearl necklace she was asking for?

P2: Nah man, I let her jerk me off in the shower and gave her my father of pearl instead

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pearl clutcher

An uptight person, usually but not always female, usually but not always of conservative mores, who reacts with shock, feigned or otherwise, at other people's violations of decorum, propriety, morality, and so forth.

Someone got up at the PTA meeting and suggested the school hand out condoms to teenagers. The pearl clutchers in the audience nearly went into cardiac arrest.

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pearl-clutcher

An extremely easily-offended person, especially to the point of histrionic screaming and grandstanding.

Twitter used to be great, but then all the pearl-clutchers discovered it.

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clutch the pearls

To be aghast; stunned.

When Mrs. Barron heard the death toll...she put her hand to her throat to clutch the pearls around her neck.

mexican pearl

it's when you squeeze your penis to get the last drop of cum out

I wanted to get out every drop, so I squeezed out his Mexican pearl