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1)A black&white bird that can`t fly cause` its overwieght and fluffy. Usually found in cold areas of the world.
2)A "pet name" for couples to show that they will be together forever(doubt that.)
Boy:"Did you know that when a Penguin has found it's mate, they stay together for the rest of their lives?"
Girl:"awww.. sniff* will you be my penguin?<3"
OMG! Mom! look at that fat ass Penguin eating the fishes!!
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a really bad wingman. A wingman lacking the ability to "fly" and help out his fellow friends.
The ultimate tag of shame that can be place on any human being.
Guy 1: That girl is really hot! Plus, she is smart, funny and everything else in between. I would like to get to know her better.
Ryan: I'll help you out! I'll do whatever I can to make things work between you two.
Guy 1: Thanks Ryan. You are such a great friend. I just invited her to hang out with me tonight.
Ryan: Great. Well I'm going to invite her to do something completely different, and see if she chooses hanging out with you or me.
Guy 1: What the fuck! You are a goddamn penguin.
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a hockey team that whines and moans about everything that goes against them, so much that finally the cowardly nhl gives in an institutes the 'penguins rule', a rule where every time a penguins player is touched the other team is whistled for a penalty.
jeez, that kid whines about everyhting, he must be a member of the pittsburgh penguins!
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A code name to see if someone was actually drunk the night before. A word that is used for theses purposes. Many others have formed from this such as squirrel, turtle, etc...
"Hey Meredith, remember that conversation last night?"
"PENGUINS!"
"Wow, really thought you were gone, but I guess not!" :)
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Ugly / unappealing girls
Origin: we walked into a bar, looked around and there was nothing but ugly chicks. My buddy said, this looks like Antarctica- not even worth conquering!! Nothing but 'penguins' here man.
Dood... aint nothin' but 'penguins' up in here yo!!
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A type of mint made by ifive brands of Seattle, Washington, and primarily sold in the Northwest United States. Penguin mints set themselves apart from other mints (such as Altoids) by being made with pharmaceutical-grade caffeine. Three Penguin mints have the same caffeine content as one glass of cola.
Man, I'm gonna need to pop some Penguins if I'm gonna party tonight!
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Partner for life; a soulmate. Comes from the fact that once a penguin chooses a mate, they stay together for life.
"Will you be my penguin?"
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