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The unfortunate souls who are diagnosed with this disease are commonly referred to as captain hook.
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Girl 1: I was having sex with my boyfriend for the first time and his penis curled backwards.
Girl 2: Oh yeah, he must've had pepperoni's disease
Any pepperoni on a pizza that can be removed and eaten without disturbing or removing the cheese on that particular slice. This is a Bonus Pepperoni and may be removed and eaten by anyone, whether OR NOT they chose that slice.
"Why is there hardly any pepperoni on this pizza?"."Because I ate all the bonus pepperoni."
An ethnically ambiguous male with a bristled mustache whose favorite pass time is throat goatin’ big Italian sausage while listening to Nickelbacks debut album.
Pepperoni Tony: “Hey big boy, I heard that big ass Italian sausage has a mean mushroom stamp?”
Big Boy in question: “mhm…yup”
*gagging noises*
Unique chess middle game technique which requires advanced positional mobility and illustrious Garlic knot tactical knowledge. This move is also know as the Garlic Knot Kiddie Counter Gambit: Scrabungus Variation.
"I slammed Cagnus Marlson using the Pepperoni Plower Trap Yesterday."
"Revy Lozmen destroyed me in chess yesterday using the Garlic Knot Kiddie Counter Gambit: Scrabungus Variation."
while having sex, you try and cut off your partners nipple and then glue or stitch it to their elbow
"Hey man, I got roofied last night and woke up with a pepperoni switch and slide
The Pepperoni Tattoo is similar to a Mushroom Tattoo. It involves a woman, preferably with leathery breasts, slapping a man across the face with her nipple and leaving a "Pepperoni Tattoo"
Typically this is done when a rather dominant woman wants to mark her territory.
When Tom was asked why he had a large circular bruise on his forehead he replied "I was getting into it with an old biker chick when she whipped out her titty and slapped me in the face!"
The Pepperoni Tattoo
Pepperoni is used as a undercover word for beating the meat / to fap (solo).
There is also hot pepperoni which means sex.
Pepperoni juice is used as a other word for Sperm / Cum / ejaculation.
Last night I ate a really hot pepperoni and the pepperoni juice just squirted all over her face on my last bite. (I had really good sex last night with a hot girl and came all over her face)